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.potato

3–20 characters: lowercase letters, numbers, underscores. The .potato is automatic — everyone gets one.

Minimum 6 characters. We can't recover it — there's no email to reset with — so remember it.

Since we never take your email, this answer is how you reset your password. It stays hashed — we can't read it.

Prove you're a real potato, not a landlord bot.

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